I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
soo... how was my night?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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