Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
