i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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