It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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