A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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