I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Come share oat with me in your robe
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize