turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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