That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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