Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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