is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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