Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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