DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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