Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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