where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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