The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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