Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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