There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I currently don't understand fingers.
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