No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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