whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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