A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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