Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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