He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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