So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
