there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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