Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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