So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think my fart just growled at me.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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