tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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