The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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