we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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