I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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