Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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