i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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