i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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