38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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