Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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