Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
its liver damage thursday
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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