Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
