I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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