I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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