Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I enjoy the company of your penis
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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