Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I understand Curling. That high.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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