Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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