Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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