Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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