Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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