The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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