Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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