I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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