make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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