I like to think it a success when the cops are called
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Dicks are not precious.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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