and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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