I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Less talking, more tequila
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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