The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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