check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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