Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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