He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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